Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Cats & Christmas

Have you ever wondered why cats love Christmas? Well here are some ways  that I've noticed why my cat loves Christmas. One reason is because he / she wants cat nip. Another is your cat might want more cat food. There's more! Some times your cat can be greedy so your cat gives you... poop! Yep. That's right. Poop. Also, cats are stupid unless you train them. So cats might think that there's an online cat poop market. Here is one other reason, cats want to give you their love and just show you the true meaning of Christmas. Friends and family. Cats also just want to get some presents too. Like a bed, or a collar, even some new cat litter. But what ever it is make sure that your cat is happy.                                                  

From: Castle Of Bubble Gum                                                                                                       
I hope that who ever is reading this letter has a great Christmas... even if they don't ever get any presents. Just know that I will try to come up with things to make you happy. Night or day, summer or winter. Where ever you are have a great Christmas. This is coming from my heart. I hope you have had an amazing year! 

~ Alexis

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Jerry's Christmas Story

"Yawwwwnnnnnn...." Said Jerry the cat. It was December the 20th; only four more days till Christmas. 'I have to get gifts' thought Jerry. Jerry went to the store and bought everything his friends wanted. After all, it was his favorite month. When he got home, he put up his Christmas tree, he put out his lights and then he made cards for his friends and family. "I can't wait until Christmas" Jerry said. That night, Jerry went to bed, as cats should. The next day, Jerry wrapped all of the gifts. He then decided if he should wear his Santa pajamas because on the 25th he was going to give his friends a tour of his new house. He only just moved in, so I mean, what could go wrong with showing his friends his new house? That night, he put on his onsie then went to bed. He had a great dream and a great meal too. The next day, Jerry saw his cat on the shelf. "Hey Sebastian, how are you doing" said Jerry. He then wrote a note to Sebastian. He sang the song The Night Before Christmas that he made up himself. He probably sang that for over ten hours. "Wait, what was I doing again" thought Jerry. He looked out the window and it was already nighttime so he went to bed again. The next day, Jerry put on his Santa outfit and went downstairs. He saw his cat on the shelf on the table. "I guess I need to feed you little guy" and he got out some peppermints and put them in a bowl. The night before this you weren't hungry. That night Jerry put out all the presents under the Christmas tree, then he put on his Santa pajamas and he went to bed. He had a great dream and a great meal... again. The next day, Jerry got up and brushed his teeth. He went downstairs and got some lunch. Then he got a drink. Then he went to watch TV. He watched "Cat vs. World" Christmas special. Then he got dinner. After he went to brush his teeth, then he watched "Tiger vs. Land" of course, Christmas special. Hey did I ever tell you that it was snowy? Then Jerry went to bed once again. The next day, Jerry still saw his cat on the shelf. Hey  mate said Jerry. He then went into his hot tub. Then he took a shower and then he ate. Jerry then watched a movie. It was called "The cat in disguise, Christmas edition". Jerry then got out of the house .When he came back he took a shower, brushed his teeth and went to bed once again. The next day Jerry got up and screamed "it's Christmas day!!!" then ran downstairs! "I can't take this anymore!" He ran all the way to his friends neighborhood. His friends lived in the same house. Ding-Dong went the doorbell. Jerry looked in the doorway and saw Santa Paws! Jerry's friend asked him whats wrong. "I need my presents" said Jerry. "Oh" said his friend. Then Jerry's friend dropped off Jerry's presents and Jerry dropped off his friends presents and ran home.

The end! By Alexis Elmassri